definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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