So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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