You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Mom said you looked used
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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