apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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