She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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