I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
jump out the window naked night went bad
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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