In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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