i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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