hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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