I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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