That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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