this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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