lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
