just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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