Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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