Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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