I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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