Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
