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Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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