My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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