I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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