Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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