yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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