If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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