nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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