I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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