fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
ttyl tear gas
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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