He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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