Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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