Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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