Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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