please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
