Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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