i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
