Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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