So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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