So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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