was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
honey bunches of taint.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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