She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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