My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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