Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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