Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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