i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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