You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
