shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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