S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is wine microwaveable?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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