when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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