after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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