Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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