and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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