Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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