we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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